Thumper Van Pelt's Reward Emporium                     -      -      - 
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Crafted from ogre hands, using materials selected by ogre hands, but
possessing the full magic of human magicians, the items stocked by Thumper
Van Pelt are a strange wonder to behold.  While aesthetically inferior to
their human-made counterparts, due to the rough edges and odd crafting
decisions, they are functionally similar to what the other Van Pelt siblings
offer.  As a tradeoff for those who care about such trivialities, the
relative lack of superficial appeal is tempered by the deep discounts
Thumper offers.  

A tree-sized ogre stares at you passively, avoiding a fight.