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This is an elegantly-decorated entry hall of an establishment, whose
purpose you cannot at first figure out.  The walls are set with inlaid,
stained oak, and the floor is tiled with expensive green and white marble
stones.  Looking up, you see a red carpeted staircase leading up to a
dimly-lit hallway.
A very prim, proper, and top-heavy woman is here smoking a cigar.