A Lavish Room                                          -      #      - 
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An essay in hedonism, one would be hard-pressed to find a surface in this
room that isn't padded and covered in satin.  Muted lighting is flattering
to the ladies of the house, casting mysterious shadows across the large bed
in the center of the room.  Just as you try to relax and look cool an errant
thought crosses your mind: thank goodness your mother can't see you now.