You say to Fil, the tattoo artist, 'Favor'
'Ok!' Fil, the tattoo artist exclaims to you. 'Let me grab your war trophies for safekeeping, and if you can kill the simulacrum, you may keep whatever he has on him.'
Fil, the tattoo artist takes your tokens and sparkling crystal egg, and promptly drops them, and watches helplessly as they roll into an open sewer grate.
Fil, the tattoo artist says, 'Oops.'
Fil, the tattoo artist ushers you through swinging doors at the back.
Added room 147038 to database. Name: The Shadowy Back Room

 The Shadowy Back Room                                  -      -      -
(-------------------------------------------------)     W <---(M)---> -
 WARNING: You are in a LAWFUL PLAYER KILLING room.      -      -      -

  Cigarette smoke filters the dusky light, casting odd shadows and strange
aspersions across the room.  A few bare oak chairs form a rough circle,
nearing the edge of the inverted penumbra, and of them, only one is
occupied.  
[Boss] A life-like blue-skinned automaton sits in the corner.

<3970hp 2907sp 3075st> 
l a
A runaway housecleaner from some distant land, this blue-skinned automaton
looks more realistic and life-like than any such artificial creature ever
encountered- aside from those of the distant land, of course.  Not content
to just do non-housecleaning things, as originally programmed for, it looks
like this simulacrum didn't even do some non-housecleaning things, but
every non-housecleaning thing.  It bears the scarred marks of an active
recent history, and is visiting Pins and Needles to gain the rest.  It looks
at you curiously, as if evaluating your standing relative to its own,
comparing marks and tattoos and scars.  
It is a robot approximately 6'11" tall.
The tattooed simulacrum is in good health.
the tattooed simulacrum is an NPC Boss and is more advanced than a regular NPC.



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<2550hp 285sp 1818st> 
0 0 -4
bre
You breathe forth a cone of fire.
The tattooed simulacrum is burned on the torso with your flames causing massive damage.
The tattooed simulacrum is barely clinging to life.

<2550hp 265sp 1798st> 
0 -20 -20
look

The tattooed simulacrum checks your body for a mark of mercenary, but fails to find it.
The tattooed simulacrum takes a knife to your flesh, attempting to emulate the proper markings.
The tattooed simulacrum is barely clinging to life.

<2180hp 265sp 1798st> 
-370 0 0

 The Shadowy Back Room                                  -      -      -
(-------------------------------------------------)     W <---(M)---> -
 WARNING: You are in a LAWFUL PLAYER KILLING room.      -      -      -

  Cigarette smoke filters the dusky light, casting odd shadows and strange
aspersions across the room.  A few bare oak chairs form a rough circle,
nearing the edge of the inverted penumbra, and of them, only one is
occupied.  
[Boss] (Pink Aura) the tattooed simulacrum is here, fighting YOU! [0%]
The tattooed simulacrum is barely clinging to life.

<2180hp 265sp 1798st> 

The tattooed simulacrum carefully leaps out of the way of your first attack.
The tattooed simulacrum is harmed on the torso with your energy causing shocking damage.
The tattooed simulacrum is harmed on the torso with your energy causing lethal damage.
You have killed a new boss, the tattooed simulacrum.
You gain 96 practices!
You have killed 26 bosses since your last PK.
You gain 125 quest points!

For taking command of a potentially dangerous situation, the Powers have granted thee a Mark.
You have gained the Mark of Command!
You gain 212 practices!
You gain 636 quest points!
The tattooed simulacrum has been slain!
Your blood freezes as you hear the tattooed simulacrum's death cry.
You receive 0 archon points.
The tattooed simulacrum collapses lifeless to the ground.
The severed head of the tattooed simulacrum falls to the ground.
You take 437 gold coins.
You take 9 of the fragmented remnants of a powerful artifact from the corpse of the tattooed simulacrum.
The Powers give you one gold coin for your sacrifice of the corpse of the tattooed simulacrum.