The Tipsy Toadstool                                    -      -      - 
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Entering the dingy tavern you can just make out the forms of patrons
huddled over their drinks at small stone tables.  The massive stone bar
looks to have been carved from a great slab of dark stone and serves well as
both barrier and bar in this.  Stepping up to the bar you notice that the
hulking bartender is keeping one hand ready to reach under the bar.  Perhaps
it would be wise to avoid any sudden moves around here.
Shroom the bartender is here, leering at you.
A drunken citizen is here, trying to forget about life.