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Standing here is the receptionist who waits patiently for you to either
buy a beer or rent a room..  Either way you should have a good time.  The
skewered dragon is renowned for it's brown ale which is made from nothing
but the best hops and barley that the island can provide.  The rooms are
nothing short of luxuriant, and the barmaids are buxom and beautiful. 
Crowded around the bar sit numerous patrons who seem to be too busy
conversing with each other to notice you.
A large ogre bartender stands here with a stormy look on his face.