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 WARNING: You are in a NEUTRAL PLAYER KILLING room.     -      -      -

A long dining table is set in the center of this room.  Its last meal is
preserved in the pristine filth of twenty poisoned sailors.  The bodies of
these murdered seadogs lay haphazardly across the table half grinning, half
in shock.  A smell of spiced rum and peppered meat emanates from the galley,
east.  Silence prevails over the petrified flesh of this foul fare save for
the bubbling of a cauldron.  
     A darkly-singed pot slowly rolls to a boil.
The rotting corpse of an undead sailor shambles forward.