A Hallway Fork                                         NW     -     NE 
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You have reached a hallway fork.  The hallways form a sharp triangle of
the wall ahead, as the two hallways identically shoot off in opposite
directions.  You scratch your head in wonder as you notice the two dividing
hallways are identical in every way.  An odd little hobbit hops about here,
cackling insanely.  
A silly hobbit bounces about, giggling insanely.
The Court Hobbit laughs at you. What's so funny!?!?
A silly hobbit bounces about, giggling insanely.